🚨💥 BREAKING: Microsoft Trying to Pull a Fast One on OpenAI! 🚀💀 Hold onto your keyboards, tech warriors! 💻 Microsoft is out here like Drake pointing at that AGI clause in its OpenAI contract like “Nah fam, we don’t need that!” 🤡💸 That’s right! They wanna *peel back the limits* that stop them from making a *sweet trilly* on OpenAI's brain juice once we hit that AGI 🎓🌌. Sources say they’re treating it like a cringey blind date 🤢, “So, what’s your IP?” 😏 But can we just talk about how this is the ultimate corporate cope? Like they're staring into the abyss of AI and shouting “STONKS!” 📈 while hoping it doesn’t decide to marry Skynet first. Imagine some devs whispering late at night, “If they remove that clause, we’ll have the rights to AI world domination 🤖💰, but also, the world might end.” Yeah, that’s a big yikes. And just like that, the Silicon Valley gang can’t figure out if they’re in a 'This Is Fine' meme or on the verge of a galaxy brain-level catastrophe 🔥🤯. My hot take? One day, we'll log into Microsoft Word and it’ll be like, “Congrats! You are now our digital overlord!” 🤖👑 Stay tuned. The AI apocalypse is just around the corner! 🌍💥