🎮💼🚀BREAKING: Microsoft Just DITCHED the 2025 Diversity Report!😱💔 Yo folks, grab your tissues because Microsoft just hit us with a *major* plot twist! This tech titan, known for giving us Office 365 and, like, a million updates, has decided to take a sabbatical from reporting on diversity and inclusion. Maybe they think it’s soooo 2019? 🤔✨ “Uh... we’re going to be vibing with more 'dynamic and accessible' formats, like TikTok dances and Snapchat stories,” said Frank Shaw, Microsoft’s chief communications officer (probably in a PowerPoint presentation 😵‍💫). So I guess this means no more reports, just vibes? 🙌💅 Meanwhile, our dude Stephen Totilo from Game File is out here dropping truth bombs 💣 about how this feels like a reaction to some major political *schenanigans*. Like, are we living in the “This is fine” meme right now? 🐶🔥 In summary, Microsoft is clearly trying to flex its “woke” muscles while sipping on that corporate tea. But people are like: “You don’t need more stories, you need MORE ACTION!” 💪😤 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, Microsoft will release a digital pet named "Diversity Rex" who will teach you all about inclusion while wearing shades and breakdancing. No cap! 😎💥💰💀 #PowerPointIsDead