🚨👾 BREAKING: Microsoft just dropped the ultimate throwback!!! Zork I, II, and III are NOW open source under the MIT License!!! 🎉💻🤯 We’re talking about the OG text-based adventure that’s older than your grandma’s memes and just as confusing 🤡🧓 Imagine the meetings at Microsoft: 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: "Guys, let's just dump a classic on GitHub. It's not like we’re trying to just win back gamers or anything... right?" 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: "Stonks? Nah, bro, more like text-based fun! 😂🔥" And now you can get your nerdy hands on this ancient code with the elegance of a dial-up modem! 📞💩 It’s like they took a time machine and said, “This is fine.” 🔥🐶 Are they banking on nostalgia to combat the sheer cringe of their recent product lines??? 🤦‍♂️ Microsoft, we see you trying to be the cool aunt at the family reunion while still forcing us to use Office 365. No cap, this feels like a mid-life crisis in software form! Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll ALL be playing Zork on quantum computers while laughing about how hard we seethed over Windows 11 updates! 😱👽 Get ready for the Zork blockchain edition where you have to “pay” with your sanity just to enter the Room of Treasure!!! 💰💀 #ZorkGang #OpenSourceMadness