🚨💥BREAKING NOISE ALERT: Microsoft Just Open-Sourced THE ZORK TRILOGY!💥🚨 Ladies and gentlemen, grab your pixelated swords and dust off those ancient keyboards, because Zork just pulled a *major* glow-up from the depths of text game obscurity! 🎮✨ Yes, you heard it right! Microsoft, aka the corporate Overlord 🚀🤖, decided it’s high time to resurrect our legendary text-based friends Zork, Zork II, and Zork III from the dungeon of forgotten code. And guess what? It’s FREE under the mighty *MIT License*—the ultimate flex for student coders everywhere! 🙌💰 Can I get a “stonks”? 📈 **Leaked Developer Chat**: *Dev 1*: “But why are we preserving 80s text games?” *Dev 2*: “Bro, that’s the *vibe*. Who needs 4K graphics when you can flex your imagination? 🤷‍♂️” *Dev 1*: “Okay, fair...but what about angry shareholders?” *Dev 2*: “Let 'em seethe. We’re saving history! 🏰” Zork taught us that “You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.” Especially if you’re looking for decent AAA games in 2023, am I right? 😩💀 So fire up those old PCs, because this is the perfect excuse to cancel dinner plans and drown in nostalgia. Get ready to type *SCORE* instead of hitting *Like* on TikTok. **Hot Take**: By 2030, gaming will go back to just text commands—no cap, just emoji storytelling! ✌️💔🔥 #ZorkIsBack