🔥🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft pulls a *sneaky* and combines Steam games with Xbox in an attempt to create the ultimate mega launcher! 🚀💥 In a move that has gamers sippin’ their G-Fuel like it's 2020, 🎮💦 Xbox is about to *literally* become the all-you-can-play buffet of gaming. The new Xbox PC app is adding Steam and Battle.net games because who needs one launcher when you can have them ALL? 🤡💀 It’s like a college dorm room party but with video games instead of questionable pizza rolls! 🍕🤢 “Hey man, did you install the Xbox app?” “Nah bro, I only use Steam for my 47-hour Dota 2 matches.” *CRINGE* 🤦‍♂️ Leaked quote from a dev: "Honestly, we just wanna make people forget about those cringe Steam sales 👀; like let’s be real, who needs 50% off that game you’ll never play?" 💵 Stonks? More like 💩 stonks! So, shout out to Microsoft for finally realizing that PC gamers 🖥️ are tired of jumping from launcher to launcher like it’s a bad game of hopscotch! This is fine… right? 😅🔥 ✨ UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, the Xbox PC app will be the only launcher left standing; if you don't have it, you're gonna be stonks selling your grandma’s old gaming rig for just one load of CSGO. Get ready for the apocalypse! 💣👾