🚨💸 Attention, gamers & devs! Microsoft just dropped a bombshell that’s more shocking than finding out your friend still plays on a PS4. 💔💥 They're LOYALTY-TESTING us by raising the price of the Xbox Development Kit from $1,500 to a whopping $2,000! That's right, folks, they’re not just cashing in on your nostalgia — they’re cashing in HARD! 🎮🤑 And just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, they also jacked up the Series X prices by $150 last month! 🤡 Talk about a double whammy! It's like they’re saying, "Pay more so you can develop our next *exclusive* delay!" 😂🕰️ Developers and gamers everywhere are crying tears of pure $$$! 💰💧 As one anonymous dev allegedly said, "Bro, I could build a gaming PC with those stacks! This is worse than the time my cat stepped on my keyboard during the final boss. 😱" But wait, the real kicker? Microsoft’s strategy can only be described as "stonks going down." 📉💀 Can’t wait to see them announce a shiny new $2,500 Xbox Dev Kit next year because why not? 🔥🔥 Here’s the UNHINGED hot take: by 2025, the Series X will cost more than an actual car. You heard it here first! Buckle up, fam. 🚀💣