🚨💰💻 HOLY CLOUD COMPUTING BATMAN! Microsoft just dropped a bag of $19.4 BILLION like it’s change at a gas station!! 💸💣 In a move that has more twists than a pretzel on roller skates, they’ve teamed up with Nebius Group for a deal that’ll stretch all the way to 2031! 🌌 Now, if you don’t know about Nebius, they just pulled a “Stonks” move with their stock climbing 50%+ after hours!! 📈🚀 “AI? More like ‘AI-YYYYY that’s a lot of cash!’” said an anonymous developer while frantically refreshing their bank balance. 💳😂 M$ just flexed harder than your buddy at the gym who skips leg day, and now they’re literally buying ALL the cloud computing powers! 🤖☁️ Meanwhile, Nebius is probably like: “Hey, do we actually know what we’re doing? This is fine.” 🐶🔥 So what’s next? Will Microsoft launch SkyNet by 2032? Or will we get self-aware toaster ovens? Either way, profits are gonna be through the roof! This is a *low-key* call for future meme-generation. 🤯✨ 🔥 Final hot take: Get ready for “Microsoft AI: The Cooking Show,” where all your appliances turn into Gordon Ramsay. 🔪👨‍🍳 💀 #BillionDollarChefs