🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft Goes Full Scrooge McDuck to Dodge EU Antitrust Fine! 💸💔 Gather 'round tech nerds and meme lords, because Microsoft just pulled a classic "hold my coffee" move. ☕️💥 According to inside sources (probably a janitor with a LinkedIn), Microsoft is about to sell Teams as a solo act instead of bundling it with Office 365 and Microsoft 365. 🤓💻💔 It's like they woke up one day and said, "Why not sell our mediocre chat app separately? It's not like we have a billion other products to confuse consumers with already!" EU: *angry emoji* Microsoft: "We were just kidding, fr fr! This won't even make us a stonks-shattering profit!" Microsoft’s team is back there like: **Dev 1**: “We’ll save so much on our fine! 🤑” **Dev 2**: “But are we saving the world from cringe Teams meetings?” **Dev 1**: “Honestly? No cap, no one even uses Teams.” 🔥🔥🔥 Moral of the story, if you dodge fines like Neo dodges bullets, you might just keep your billions and your dignity. And if Teams was a hot meme, it would be this-is-fine-dog sitting in a burning room. 🌌 Prediction Alert: In 5 years, Microsoft Teams will be an NFT... of a digital trash can. 💩💀🥳 You heard it here first!