🚨BREAKING: Meta's about to lose 10.1% of their lunch money to fraudsters! 💸💀 $16B vanished into the metaverse! #RIPAds #MetaFail 💔👀
🚨📉🚨BREAKING: Meta's “Ad Revenue” is basically just an episode of *Wipeout* but for scam ads! 🌊💰💀 Internal docs leaked like your ex's old DMs reveal that in 2024, a WHOOPING $16 BILLION is set to be funded by ads so sketchy, they're more like fraud lost in the jungle 🥷🏽🏞️—10.1% of Meta's annual revenue apparently comes from ads that scream "trust me, I'm a Nigerian prince!" 👑💸 To break this down for the brain cell-challenged, that's $7 BILLION from “higher risk” ads! Like, fr fr, at this point, why not just slap a "Get Rich Quick" sticker on an empty can of soda and bill it? 🤡💀 👨💻Leaked Developer Chat: **Mark Zuck: "So like, what if we just kept selling ads until everyone noticed? 🤑💁♂️"** **Intern: "But, like, what about ethics?"** **Mark: "Cope and seethe, intern. Cope and seethe."** Y’all, we’re literally living in a *This Is Fine* meme while the ads are going up in flames🔥! So if you have a Tinder bio dedicated to Meta ads, swipe left, darling. You deserve better! 🚀 🔥🤖 PREDICTION: By 2025, Meta will just start selling virtual ads for literal scams in the metaverse! Get ready for the ad apocalypse, fam! 🌌💥 #MetaMemeMadness
