🚨✉️ BREAKING: Meta's "Superintelligence" is getting a glow-up, and honestly, it looks more like a toddler running with scissors than a tech revolution! 🤡💀💥 In a move that’s definitely not a panic response to everyone ditching Facebook for TikTok (I guess we’re all Gen Z now? 🧓➡️👶), Meta announced they’re splitting their AI lab into four groups: TBD Lab (as in "To Be Determined" or "Trusting Boomer Darlings"? 😂), FAIR (Fools And Ignorance Reign), and a couple of other teams that have names even their moms can’t remember! 😩🕵️‍♂️ Rumor has it, Alexandr Wang is in charge of TBD Lab, meaning if this goes south, we’re throwing him into the Metaverse to hang out with Zuck 😬. Meanwhile, Robert Fergus will head FAIR—sure, let’s put the “F” in “fairytale” 🙃. Nat Friedman tackling products - the guy must be preparing to unleash a line of AI-powered cat memes or something 🔥. 🍕 *“Yeah, bro, hear me out—what if we just made an AI that tells you to lose weight while serving pizza?”* - Definitely not a leaked quote… or was it? 🤖💬 And my hot take? In 5 years, Meta will totally drop them all and just hire that one AI who makes cat videos for their entire marketing strategy. No cap. Future's looking *stoinks* 🚀💰!