🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Meta is snatching up talent faster than a cat meme goes viral! 🚀😹💰 They just yanked Yang Song from OpenAI like it was last call at the bar. 🥴🥳 This dude was the AI wizard making *strategic explorations* (aka playing chess with Skynet) and now he’s leading the charge at Meta Superintelligence Labs. Wait, is it even a lab if they serve chai lattes? ☕💥 Sources say Yang’s first order of business is to create the *ultimate* AI that not only makes your shopping recommendations *spot on* but also helps you break up with your cringe playlist on Spotify. 💔🎶 Yang was like, “I’m so done with talking robot dogs, let’s build a superintelligence that makes Zuckerberg look like a toddler with an iPad!” 🪐🧠 In the iconic words of Drake: "Not this!" when he sees Meta still trying to escape the bad press. 😬💀 But honestly, fr fr, how many times can a company rebrand before we lose track? At this point, it's like trying to keep tabs on family drama—too much tea! 🍵🧐 Hot take: Meta’s Superintelligence will be like that weird relationship you had in college—intense, chaotic, and ultimately leading to regret. 💔🚀 But hey, at least we’ll get some wild memes out of it, right? This is gonna be *epic*! 🤡✨ #MetaMadness #StonksAndRobots