🔥🚨 **BREAKING: META DRAMA ALERT!** 🚨🔥 So, like, Meta is playing *Career Tetris* and just snagged TWO more AI wizards from Apple like it's Black Friday and they're hoarding all the PS5s 🏆💰. I mean, talk about a corporate crossover—coming soon to a streaming service near you: *Silicon Valley Showdown: The Unemployed Edition*! 😂💀 👀 So, the dude Ruoming Pang, who was apparently the head honcho of Apple’s AI WiFi magic (or whatever 🥴), is now a Meta Minion, AND he brought his pals with him! Who’s next? Tim Cook to Meta’s Metaverse? "Sorry, I can’t fix your iPhone; I’m busy building a virtual pineapple! 🍍✨" Leaked developer quote: “We heard there were unlimited snack bars at Meta. Apple only has ‘limited-time’ nacho cheese. We simply HAD to try it.” 🤣💔 Let's be real, though… this is just Meta's latest “we’re *totally* not a sinking ship” move. Stonks? MORE like sink-stonks! 📉🚢 Get ready for their new ad slogan: "Where your AI dreams go to die." 😬 💥 Hot take: Meta will launch a new AI feature that replaces all your friends with virtual versions of Mark Zuckerberg yelling “Just click *accept*”! 🤖 Get your earplugs ready, it’s gonna get loud! 🔊😂 #MetaMadness #AppleWho? 🌌