🚨🧠💥 HOLD THE PHONE, FOLKS! Sam Altman's Merge Labs just dropped a MAJOR bombshell outta left field—like a cat meme in a serious board meeting! 🐱💻 They just snatched Mikhail Shapiro, the wizard of non-invasive neural imaging. Y’know, the guy who's basically saying “FSociety” to Elon Musk's "head-in-the-sand" Neuralink with all their pokey-tech! ⚗️🚀 Imagine hiring the dude who’s like, “what if we could see your thoughts WITHOUT the drill?” 🤯 Like, bruh, my head's not a construction site! 🛠️ Meanwhile, Elon’s out here like Drake, pointing to his invasive tech like it’s the best option. 👀👈 So, what’s the tea? ☕ This is some *big brain* energy right here—Merge Labs is going full-on galaxy brain while Neuralink is still figuring out if they should sell brain hats or something. **Stonks?** More like *brain stonks!* 📈💰 👀 Imagine a world where we just chill and control our devices with vibes instead of brain surgery—"This is fine" ain't gonna cut it! 🔥 Here's my *totally reliable* hot take: Merge Labs is about to launch a 5D consciousness app by Christmas 🎄🎁. You’ll be able to time travel through your memories... or some cringe like that! Get ready for a future that’s too spicy to handle! 😵‍💫🍕 #MindBlown #FOMO #TechSavage