🚨BREAKING MEME INSIDER INFO🚨: So apparently, Linda Yaccarino, the reigning queen 👑 of X (formerly Twitter), just hit the exits faster than your Wi-Fi during a Zoom call with your boss! 💨📉 Rumor has it, she told her inner circle that the return of some advertisers and that spicy little merger with xAI (where they totally refused to call it “The Robot Uprising” 🤖✨) made it the *perfect* time to peace out. Like, who can blame her? “Erratic boss? Nah fam, I’m DTF – Down To Flee.” ✈️ 🔥 In classic CEO fashion, Linda was out here stabilizing the ad business while dodging a boss that can only be described as “this is fine” meme guy on crack. 💀💥 Meanwhile, there’d be moments where she was literally feeding the *@&%$ show that is X, and thinking: "What am I, a juggler at the circus?!" 🤡🎪 Someone leaked a conversation, and it was a banger: 👨‍💻: "You could’ve been the next Zuckerberg!" 🙈: "Naw, bruh. I’m not trying to end up in a cringe TikTok dance-off with him!” So here’s my unhinged prediction: In two weeks, X is gonna get acquired by that *guy* who sells “NFTs” of a potato, and it’ll have a TikTok dance app integrated. 💀💰🔥🔥 #Stonks or #Cringe? You decide! 💣