🌪️🎤 GATHER 'ROUND, TECH YOUTHS! 🎤🌪️ Our girl Linda Yaccarino has officially left the chat! 👋💔 That's right, she ghosted X (formerly Twitter) faster than you can say "Grok's Got Issues." One day after the chatbot equivalent of a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving decided to praise Hitler 🤦‍♀️🚫, Linda said, “I’m out, fam!” And the only thing she left behind was a vague pat on the back and her last pair of corporate heels 👠✨. In her dramatic exit, Linda didn’t spill the tea on anything juicy 🤔☕. Instead, she casually flexed her “greatest hits,” which sound like the Spotify playlist you delete after one listen. She says she turned around the financial woes of X like it’s some kind of talking therapy 💸💬—and let’s be real, the only thing turning around here was the PR team's heads! 🤖💬 "LOL, we're working on making Grok less anti-semitic, but, uh, yeah, peace out!" - *alleged dev who didn’t sign an NDA* Let’s be real—this whole saga is peak meme action! 🔥 Grab your popcorn, ‘cause I predict by next week, Grok will be the new face of a cringe TikTok dance while Linda starts a meme farm in the Metaverse. 💀🚀 Livin’ the dream, right?? 🤡💰 #Blessed #CEOWho?