🎉🚨🚀 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚀🎉 Yo, buckle up! 🤡 The *real* dream team just dropped: Former FTC Chair 🧚‍♀️🥳 Lina Khan joins forces with Mayor-elect 🥇 Zohran Mamdani to save the Big Apple from corporate BS! 🍏💰 That’s right, NYC, we're about to witness a political power-up like Super Mario chugging a Fire Flower! 🔥🚀 Mamdani’s like “NO MORE HIDDEN FEES” 💸 and “DEATH TO NON-COMPETE CLAUSES” ⚔️—because who thought locking down lil' entrepreneurs was a good idea? 🙄💀 Khan and Mamdani? This is like if Thanos and Captain America teamed up to bring justice instead of random finger-snapping! 💥👊 *“I think they’re just trying to ruin my non-compete game, fr fr,”* said a *totally real* anonymous corporate exec trying to cope with the incoming wave of price-slashing. 😳💼 The vibes are *SUS*, and honestly, I’m here for the chaos! Plus, with this squad on deck, it looks like NYC is headed for some serious DOOM scrolling for greedy corporations 😤. **Bold prediction:** By 2026, we might actually see *real* affordable rent in NYC or have to start living in virtual reality. Either way, make it a meme! 💀🤖🔥 #LetsGo #Stonks #ThisIsFine