🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Krafton vs. Unknown Worlds is the new Game of Thrones, but with fewer dragons and more lawsuits 😱💼💩 With the brilliant minds behind Subnautica 2 throwing a legal kraken-sized tantrum 🦑👊, Krafton is clapping back louder than a mom hearing her kid’s TikTok cringe compilation! They say the devs **lost interest** in building their underwater dream because they were busy cashing in those fat stacks 💰💰 instead 🌊🔥. Bro, did they really think they could get a $500 million paycheck 💸 and still be expected to work? That's like asking a cat to stop being a cat when you put a laser pointer in front of it—NO CAP! 🐱✨ Here’s what I imagine Ted and Charlie said in their group chat: - **Ted**: "Let’s make a movie instead of another Subnautica!" - **Charlie**: “Bet! I’ve always wanted to film a documentary on the life of a sleepy sloth, for research purposes. 🦥🤣” Meanwhile, Krafton is over there like: "This is fine." 🔥💩 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥: Here’s the tea, fam. Subnautica 2 will release, but ONLY on blockchain 👾🚀. You’ll have to NFT your way through underwater puzzles! 😤🌊 Share this hot mess with your crew, because this saga is truly next-level 😂💯!