🚨💥 **BREAKING: KIRBY GOES GO-KARTING - GET READY TO RACE, SON!** 💥🚨 Hold up, fam! 🎮💕 It’s yer boy Kirby, back at it again with a new game that’s basically *just* Mario Kart but with more pink fluff 💖💨! That’s right, folks! Kirby Air Riders is zooming onto the Nintendo Switch 2 on November 20, and let me tell you—Masahiro Sakurai, the man, the myth, the meme legend, is shaking in his little pink boots! 😱👟 “Why is making a game so hard?” he lamented in the latest Nintendo Direct. Like, bro, you made Smash Bros! You can literally put **everyone** in a game! 🤦‍♂️💥 No cap, we all know this is just a way to print money for those stonks 📈💰. Like, come on, Sakurai! It’s fine! Just make it chaotic! Imagine this: instead of banana peels, you’re hurling copy abilities at your friends while they yell “THIS IS FINE” as they tumble off Rainbow Road! 🤡🛣️ “Kirby mini-games? More like Kirby ✨CANCELLED✨ because who needs originality?” - *A fictional dev who’s probably right* 💔 🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** This is gonna end up being a battle royale! 32-player Kirby chaos on ice! Trust me, they’ll rename it “Kirby: The Last Fluffing Air Rider” by 2025! *Fight me in the comments! 🤜🤛*