🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Get ready to level up your *tech journalism* game as Karyne Levy just rolled into VentureBeat like she’s about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2023! 🎤🔥 Yes, you heard that right. The Deputy Managing Editor from TechCrunch just got promoted to Managing Editor at VentureBeat. 🥳💼 We’ve officially leveled up! Watch out, stonks! 📈💰 With Karyne, our news is about to get more electric than a cat meme on a Sunday afternoon! "Honestly? I just wanted to throw my keyboard out the window until Karyne joined," said *a totally real* developer who definitely didn’t just slam their coffee in frustration. ☕💀 “Now I have hope again! This is fine.” 🙃 Karyne’s resume reads like an all-star tech lineup: Protocol, NerdWallet, Business Insider, CNET 🔥💥. Like, can someone get this girl a cape? Super Editor incoming! 🦸‍♀️ Meanwhile, the old guard at VentureBeat is probably over there seething in envy like Drake pointing at them from the sidelines. 👀📉 So, what’s the hot take? 🚀 Within six months, I'm predicting Karyne will not only boost our readership but lead a Twitter Spaces that goes viral and sparks the next social media revolution. Get those memes ready, fam. The editorship is about to get chaotic! 🤡💥 #KaryneForPresident