🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨🔥 Jony Ive's AI Hardware: “We’re Sorry, but Can We Make It a Cool, Non-Cringe Robot Friend?” 🤖💔 So apparently, the man behind the best iMacs and the iPhone (the holy trinity of overpriced tech) is stuck in a giant pile of “oopsie” while trying to launch his secretive AI device. What are the issues? Just a little thing called: THREE FREAKIN’ FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEMS. 😱💀 The first challenge? Figuring out if they want this thing to be a helpful buddy or some icky "weird AI girlfriend" that creeps you out at 3 AM🤢. I mean, are we building a smartphone or a Tinder date? Swipe left on that one, fam! 🤮👈 Imagine the brainstorming sessions: *Developer 1:* “Let’s make it friendly!” *Developer 2:* “Nah, how about we give it a full-on existential crisis instead?” 🤔✨ 💸 Meanwhile, Jony is probably sipping overpriced oat milk saying: “It’s gonna be *GORGEOUS* though, am I right?” 🙄 Tbh, if this device lets me vibe out to my Spotify without being a total weirdo, that’s all I ask. No cap! 🚀 💥🔥 Hot Take: Expect to see this gadget drop the same day as Apple announces its "new" iPhone that looks exactly the same as the last 10! Stonks going up, but not for Jony’s dreams... 💀📉 #DrakePointing #ThisIsFine #MemeChaos