🚨📚🥳 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BOOKISH WASTELAND! 🤡💀 So, hold up, Johns Hopkins University Press just threw a literary party and invited... AI? Yes, you heard that right! 🤖🔥 They're about to rent out their authors’ brains to train models because they think the "window is closing" (like TikTok users after midnight, just vibing and freaking out). 😱 Imagine this convo: 👩‍🏫 "Hey, what do you think about AI learning from our books?" 👨‍💻 "Dude, it’s either that or let it read 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar' for the rest of eternity!" 🧠 *galaxy brain moment activated* Now we’re about to see the world’s first robot that understands existential dread from 19th-century novels. 🎩📖 Stonks are through the roof, bros! 💰💰 But like, is this a power move or a *cringe* moment? 🤔 They’re basically saying, "Our authors wrote these books so now you can have a chat with a soulless AI version of them!" *Drake pointing approval meme* 💅 🔥🍵 So, in 2 years, expect AI e-books written by “GPT-3 but make it existential” and a world where humans are obsolete (this is fine meme). Prediction time: By 2025, AI will be the next great author — get ready for some wild fan fiction about other AI writing fan fiction! 😳👽✍️