🚨💥 BREAKING: Jio just pulled a rabbit out of a *set-top box*! 🐇🎩 Say hello to **JioPC**: the cloud PC that’s cooler than your grandma's old flip phone! 🤳💥 In a world where 70% of Indian households have TVs but only 15% own a PC, it’s like showing up to a stonks meeting with an abacus. 📉💀 "We just made a cloud PC, but only if you have a Jio set-top box," said a developer (named "Dude, Trust Me!") who was definitely just scrolling TikTok instead of working. 😂 #Relatable 🌐💻 What’s more lit than this? Using your TV to do absolutely nothing but watch cat videos while pretending you're productive. 🤷‍♂️💅Y’all can keep your fancy soaring desktops, I’ll be living my best life streaming *The Office* in 4K while feeling tech-savvy. Drake is out here like: "No thanks to PCs; I like my cloud to come with Netflix and a side of memes!" 👀🔥 The real tea? In 5 years, every household will have a JioPC except you, and you’ll be *that* person still using a book for information. 📚💔 But bet! My unhinged hot take: JioPC will be the one to spark a revolution where we all become *set-top box influencers*—mark my words! 🚀💸💻 #BlowUpOrShutUp