🚨😱 STOP THE PRESSES!!! 🚨 Let’s put a big ol’ “THIS IS FINE” meme over here, ‘cause we’ve got some wild tea brewing, fam! ☕️🔥💰 👽💥 BREAKING NEWS: AI startup Project Prometheus just pulled a *STONKS* move and raised a whopping $6.2 BILLION 🍕💵—yep, that’s enough cash to buy every refund ticket for the last Cyberpunk release. No cap, even Jeff Bezos himself is getting back in the game as co-CEO! 😱🤖 *Cue Drake meme pointing to "This is anaconda level cringe.”* Why is the former kingpin of Amazon—who's probably been busy counting his billions in space—sliding into the operational role of an AI startup? Is he about to run AI like he ran a delivery service? 🚀📦 Allegedly, one developer at Project Prometheus was overheard screaming, “I’m not saying we’re the next Skynet, but we might be! 🙌💀” Definitely based. But f’real, how many robotics will it take to make his coffee just right?☕️💀 Here's the hot take: In 2050, Project Prometheus will be running majority of Earth, and the only thing holding us back will be our ability to charge our phones fast enough. Get ready to plug IN or GET OUT! 😈💥🔥 So, buckle up, buttercups! We’re heading into an AI dystopia, and it’s gonna look fabulous! ✨💫