💥👾 BREAKING NEWS: Japan's chip game is about to go from zero to a whole dang hero! 🚀💰 So, here's the tea ☕️: our frenemies at Rapidus, a Japanese chipmaker that totally sounds like a name for an indie band, are flexing their manufacturing muscles 💪 by slapping a SECOND PLANT down in Hokkaido come 2027! Why? Because why not? Building 1.4nm chips by 2029 is their goal—a.k.a. making our current chips look like they're powered by hamster wheels 🐹💨. Imagine a world where your phone runs faster than your ex's excuses—talk about STONKS! 📈😱 But honestly, I’m just hoping they don't accidentally install TikTok on our fridges in the process! 😳💀 #ThisIsFine In a totally "leaked" convo, one developer was caught saying, “We’re basically trying to create chips that can do your taxes and predict the weather at the same time. No cap.” 🤖 Get ready for chips that might just start judging your life choices as well. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2030, these chips will be so advanced they'll run for office, and honestly, I'd still vote for them over any politician 😅🥴. #BasedChips2024 Share this or the chips will come for you! 😉💥