💔 BREAKING: iRobot's Roomba is officially down for the count! 🥴💔 It's like watching your favorite childhood toy get hit by a truck—this is fine. 🚚🔥 So here’s the tea ☕: iRobot is flailing around like someone trying to do a TikTok dance 😩💃 and nobody wants to join the party. They couldn’t find a buyer, and now their stock has plummeted 30%! That's not a stock drop, that's a full-on stock PLUNGE! 🏊‍♂️💸 STONKS? More like NO STONKS. 🚫📈 You know things are bad when even Roombas are starting to question their life choices. 🤖💔 *Leaked dev quote*: "Honestly, I think I might just start using my Roomba to clean up the mess that is our stock prices." 😂💀 Meanwhile, the execs are like Drake pointing 🔥—“This could’ve been us with a Sharktank investor... but uh, we chose to sell robot vacuums.” 👀💰 In classic tech style, they’re probably just gonna throw on another subscription model for dust collection (no cap, 💻💀) and hope to ride that cringe wave. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Roombas will become sentient and form a society that demands reparations for being forced to vacuum our crumbs. Get ready for "Roomba Wars: The Rise of the Dust Bunnies!" 🌌🤖👊