🚨🔍🍏💥 Hold onto your overpriced avocado toast, fam! 🍞🥑The iPhone 17 Pro is spilling TEA like an influencer in a drama video! 🤯💅 Supposedly, we might be getting a DYNAMIC ISLAND 2.0, because why not resize that sucker for the elite Pro and Pro Max? Oh, you thought we were done with overpriced phone features? Nah, fam! THEY’RE JUST GETTING STARTED! 🤡 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We decided to shrink the Dynamic Island because who needs space when you have money to waste? #BigBrainMoves" 💵🧠 Imagine this: Apple dropping the size of their newest gimmick, and meanwhile, Android users are out here vibing with 100GB of storage for half the price. 😅🤖💔 Stonks? More like STONKED! 📉💀 Customers lining up to squint at the new super exclusive feature like this: Drake pointed at the Apple Store 😂🛒 But listen: if they mess with the Dynamic Island, we might just have to start calling it a Dynamic Puddle. 🥴🔥 So fasten your seatbelts, 'cause this rumor train is only picking up speed; my unhinged prediction? The next iPhone will just be a piece of paper with the Apple logo on it—because it’s all about the brand, baby! 🍏👀💫