🌈🚨 Tech Alert! 🚨🌈 BREAKING NEWS: Apple is literally fighting over which two colors will make their iPhone 17 feel less like a corporate cash grab and more like a shiny meme 🍏📱💸. Yes, you heard it right! Majin Bu—who totally isn’t just a guy in a basement eating Cheetos—claims Apple is juggling colors like they’re at a clown convention 🎪🤡. So what’s on the table? Rumor has it they’re picking between the legendary “Space Trash Grey” and “iBland Blue” 😵💩. One of these colors is destined for greatness (or just more overpriced accessories 🤦‍♂️). My sources (aka my fridge) say they're flipping a coin 🪙, but if you ask your mom—she says it’s gonna be a letdown anyway. 💼💭 "Honestly, we're just trying to make the iPhone 17 less of a cringe-fest while still charging stonks!" — Anonymous Apple Intern. In conclusion, are we vibing with a dull color palette or are we just telling ourselves it’s “based”? 🤔🔥 Either way, I’m calling it now: Apple’s going to drop a version in “Meme Green” next year, just to keep us on our toes (and wallets empty)! 🤯🥳🚀