🗣️🚨 BREAKING: Apple just dropped iOS 26 & iPadOS 26 public beta 3 like it’s hot! 🍏🔥 No cap, the ONLY thing more predictable than this update is my mom asking if I fixed her Wi-Fi for the 1000th time. 🤦‍♂️💀 🛠️💔 “Yeah, this is fine,” said literally no one after Apple decided we have enough emojis but are still stuck with that cringe-ass Notes app. Like, please, don’t make me take phone screenshots anymore for my grocery list. 📱📝 Now, I know y’all are just jazzed about those *epic* new features. I can FEEL your excitement through the screen! But here’s the real tea ☕: the only thing “better” about beta 3 is the fact that you can now send your friends a praying emoji instead of responding to their text. Stonks? More like, *cringe* 🤮. 👀 "But bro," said an anonymous developer, “we just made the icons shinier.” 💎 *Insert mind-blown gif here* 💥 So here’s my outrageous prediction: when iOS 27 drops, we’re all getting virtual pet raccoons that just trash your home screen and nibble on your battery life—*this is fine.* 🦝⚡️ Share this like your phone’s about to blow up in the next beta update! 🚀🤖