🚨 CALLING ALL APPLE FANS! 🚨 Get ready to have your minds BLOWN as we dive into the *MIND-BENDING* world of Apple Maps in iOS 26! 🌌✨ Yeah, I know what you're thinking, “Apple Maps? More like Apple CRAP!” But hold your horses because TWO unannounced features are allegedly coming, and I’m here for the chaos! 😂💀 📱💥 *“Look, we’re just trying to make it less awful,”* said a dev in the shadowy depths of a Slack channel 🕵️‍♂️. Meanwhile, Tim Cook is probably in a board meeting doing his best Drake impression - *“I’m NOT into Maps, but...”* and pointing at the dollar signs 💰💰! One feature might be *‘Find My Lost Siri’* because let’s face it, that lady gets lost more than a kid at a grocery store 🛒🤡. And don’t even get me started on the *‘Don’t-You-Dare-GPS-Into-The-Bermuda-Triangle’* feature—because at this point, you might end up in a multiverse where TikTok is banned! 🤯🔥 At the end of the day, is this really just Apple trying to take stonks to the NEXT LEVEL? 🚀📈 No cap, fr fr, if Apple Maps gets good—who’s gonna pay for Google Maps? We might just be living in a *This is fine* meme nightmare, but hey, SPACE COWBOYS, stay tuned! *Hot take:* In 2030, Apple will release a holographic map that yells at you to “TURN LEFT” and calls your ex on your behalf. 🤖💔🌌 Prepare for the chaos!