🚨BREAKING: Intel's latest plan? 🤔 Say less, 18A is getting ghosted like my ex! 💀🔥 14A, u the chosen one now! 💪💡 #TSMCWho
🚨📉 BREAKING: Intel: “Why bother with 18A when we can just peddle 14A like it's the hottest new TikTok dance?” 🤡💀 Sources say the chip wizards at Intel are playing a game of "Let's ditch the future and go back to basics!" 🔥💔 Picture this: 18A gets ghosted harder than that one ex you were totally over—now it's just sad, like that meme of Kevin Hart yelling "But wait, there’s more!" 🤣😱 Intel’s new CEO popped off with a revelation: “If we can’t beat TSMC, let's just pretend we don’t care—no cap!” 🤑🚀 Meanwhile, TSMC is out here flexin’ like: “Stonks! We’re making gains, baby!” 📈🦾 Leaked convo alert! 💬 “Hey, do you think 14A will get us clients? 🤔” said one engineer. “Yeah, as if anyone wants our chips now. Just slap a ‘retro’ sticker on ‘em! 😂” But here’s my hot take: Intel’s gonna start rebranding their chips as “vintage.” Vintage is in, baby! By 2025, they'll be selling 10A chips in thrift stores! 🚀💸🛒💀 #IntelVintageVibes Get ready for “Intel: The hipster chip company!” This is 100% a vibe you can’t afford to miss! 🤖🔥 Go ahead and seethe, TSMC!