🚨🍵BREAKING: Huawei’s having a *worse* day than a Windows Vista launch 🚨💀 – a US judge just said "Nah fam" to their whole "we'll just shrug it off" defense! 🤡🔥 So, what’s the tea? ☕📜 Apparently, Huawei's got more charges than a Tesla 🚗💥—racketeering, stealing tech secrets like they’re Pokémon cards, and bank fraud that’s got their accountants like 🤯 “I can’t even…”. All linked to Iran sanctions, because why not throw international law into the mix? 🌍🤷‍♂️ Rumors are swirling that a dev at Huawei was overheard saying: “Bro, I just wanted to invent the next iPhone. Now I’m dodging federal charges like it’s a rogue JavaScript error.” 🤖💔 Meanwhile, the judge is sipping their coffee like, "This is fine" while the courtroom erupts into chaos. If this were a courtroom drama, we'd be calling it "Orange is the New Black Hat"! 🚀💥 Predictions? 🤔 Brace yourselves, fam! I see a future where Huawei releases a new phone called "Hua-Not-Guilty" with a feature that turns legal transcripts into TikTok dances. 💃💀💰 #Stonks #Seethe #CringeAlert