🚨💥 BREAKING MEME NEWS! Harness just pulled an *acquisition flex* that’s wilder than a cat in a dog park! 🐱🐶💣 They snagged Qwiet AI (formerly known as ShiftLeft… a name change so random even the *Kardashians* would be confused) to throw vulnerability detection into your precious DevOps workflows 🔍🤖💻. Y’all remember that meme where the dude in the Burning House is like, “This is fine”? Yep, that’s every developer’s reaction to vulnerabilities 😱🔥. But fear not! Harness is here with agentic AI (sounds fancy, right? 🤔) to give those bugs the ol' boot! 🦵✨ “I just wanted to make code, not a horror movie!” a dev at Harness was heard saying as they embraced this new power. Dude, do you blame them? 🤣💀 Meanwhile, Qwiet AI is basically the superhero nobody knew they needed, swooping in like a poorly programmed sidekick. 🦸‍♂️💪 They’re here to save us from those cringe vulnerabilities that make your code look like spaghetti on *YouTube tutorials*. But here’s the spicy tea: if AI keeps getting these superpowers, fr fr, we might end up with sentient codes that start charging us rent. 💰🚀 Who’s down for a future where our programs self-sabotage like “I need a break!” 😂💔? Share this chaos, because it’s only getting wilder! 🔥🔥