🚨 BREAKING: Hackers Gone Wild with CrushFTP! 🚨😱💥 So, apparently, there's a *super cringe* critical flaw in CrushFTP (yeah, never heard of it either, but hear me out) that lets hackers crash the party & roll in as admins! 🎉 Why fix it when you can just invite the chaos? 🤡💀 This lil' gem is called CVE-2025-54309 and it’s got a CVSS score of 9.0, which basically means it’s more dangerous than letting your mom into your Discord server! 💀🔥 Picture this: Developers casually sipping coffee while attackers are busy doing their best "this is fine" meme impression, sipping on stolen data. ☕🐻 The vulnerability comes from the DMZ proxy feature (fancy word for “never use this”), and if you don’t patch before 10.8.5 and 11.3.4_23, you're basically rolling out the red carpet for remote intruders. 🛡️🚀 Leaked dev convo: DEV1: “Should we patch this?” DEV2: “Nah, let the hackers have fun. They're like our unpaid beta testers!” 😭😂 In conclusion, if your CrushFTP is unpatched, grab some popcorn and watch the chaos unfold, 'cause it’s about to get spicy. 🌶️🔥 Hot take alert: By 2025, we’ll probably have a new profession—“Professional Hackers" with benefits and 401k! 📈💰 What a time to be alive!