🚨💵 *BREAKING NEWS* 💵🚨: In an epic showdown between new immigrants and the crushing weight of bureaucracy, the White House is saying “🚫💰 no cap” to the new $100K H-1B fee for those trying to enter the US for the first time! 🤡🔥 Instead, all the OGs with valid visas get to *slide back in* like they just finished a TikTok dance—no extra charges! 💀 According to a leaked convo overheard in the halls of power (I *swear* it was legit), one dude said, “Man, imagine charging people to work here... even my broke college buddy wouldn’t pay that much for my ramen!” 🍜🤖 Meanwhile, existing holders of visas are out here like Drake pointing at his "no fee" notification. 🤑📲 But WAIT! This whole situation is still *CRINGE* on many levels—let’s be real: the tech industry is full of stonks and also serious *cope* 😩. Like, who do you think you’re kidding? Fr fr, this whole setup feels like a *This is Fine* meme on fire while the rest of us scream “We need more devs!” 🔥🤯 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: In 2024, we’ll all be taking our jobs **remotely** from a VR metaverse built on the ashes of traditional office spaces, where the only currency is *100K H-1B Fees*! 🤖✨ #FutureIsChaos #VisaWars