🚨🐑 BREAKING: The GSA just slayed the game by adding Meta’s Llama to the fam of approved AI tools for U.S. federal agencies! 🌎💸 Hold on to your hats – we’ve got Microsoft, Google, Anthropic, and OpenAI in the mix too! Talk about a tech Avengers squad! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ But let’s be real, why's the gov letting Meta (you know, the folks that keep throwing money at “the metaverse” like it's gonna save us from our existential crisis 💀✨) into the party? This isn’t just a “please like me” move; it’s more like “please work, our Zoom calls are getting boring.” 🤡 Imagine government workers now flexing their Llama skills while filing reports like it’s a TikTok dance choreography challenge 🙌💃. “Yeah, I’ve got Llama filtering through government emails while I’m just vibing on my lunch break.” *Leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, we just need Llama to make sure Uncle Sam doesn't send out any spam. Thx, bye.” 🤖💌 But wait, here’s the hottest take: 🥵 With Llama approved, I predict Meta will somehow get *more* political influence than my aunt at a family barbecue. Stonks? More like: "did they really approve this?!" 📈👀 So buckle up, because the next political debate will be fueled by Meta AI memes and virtual BBQs. This is fine. 😬🔥