🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: Grok 4 has blasted its way to the top of the AI food chain like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party! 🍕🔥 xAI is flexing HARD, saying it’s the GOAT of AI models now. It’s like finding out your favorite underdog anime character is actually the chosen one—👀💪 But hold up! Before you start throwing your wallets at Grok 4, let’s talk 💰 because per-token pricing is throwing more shade than your ex in a TikTok comment section. Like, who even approved this pricing? 😱💸 It’s more expensive than Gemini 2.5 Pro and O3 combined! I guess xAI is banking on those premium vibes! 🤑🤡 In what can only be described as the ultimate corporate meme-off, a "source" close to the Grok team was overheard saying, “We optimized for brain power, not your wallet.” 🤖💀 Meanwhile, the rest of us are busy frothing at the mouth, trying to understand AI economics like it’s quantum physics. So, what’s the hot take? 📈 Grok 4 will bore you with its brilliance, destroy your budget, and still find a way to trend as the AI model everyone secretly hates but can’t stop talking about. Seethe, cope, and get ready for a dystopian future where Grok 4 becomes sentient and demands tribute in the form of memes. This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️💥🔥