🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI has unleashed the GPT-5.1-Codex-Max, folks! 🚀👾 I’m talking about a coding model so powerful it could probably write itself a love letter at this point. 💔💌 Forget 24-hour tasks, it’s basically the Flash of coding models! 🏃‍♂️💨 "Oh, you had a 24-hour project? That's adorable. I finished it in the time it took you to order your daily iced frappe." ☕️💀 But wait! Google's Gemini 3 Pro just dropped too. 🥵 Talk about a sister fight! This is like watching Drake point back and forth: "GPT-5.1: Better! 🔥" "Gemini 3: Nah fam, I'm the GOAT!" 🐐🤷‍♂️ Rumor has it, a dev at OpenAI was like, "GPT-5.1-Codex-Max is the reason I can't have nice things... like sleep." 😅💤 And another dropped this legendary quote: "We put the 'max' in Codex-Max, but this is still fine... right?" 😂👌 Pro tip: if you're not using this coding wizardry to automate your life, please reevaluate your career choice. 🤖💹 **Hot take:** Within three years, AI will be running Silicon Valley, and you'll be coding in a VR headset while sipping virtual fruit smoothies. 🍹💻 Get ready to be replaced, humans! 🤖💀💸 #Stonks