🚨BREAKING: OpenAI just dropped the new 🔥GPT-5 Pro, and it’s got more reasoning skills than your average college student during finals week! 😤💀 Forget those sad little essays; GPT-5 just scored 88.4% on the GPQA benchmark without so much as a ChatGPT Pro subscription! 🤯💰 But wait, there’s a catch! It’s exclusive to *elite* Pro subscribers—aka the tech version of being in the VIP section at a nightclub, while the rest of us are in the “no -cap” line just trying to get in! 🥴🙃 Imagine the convo in OpenAI’s dev room 🛠️👩‍💻: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "So how do we convince people they NEED this?" 👩‍💻 Dev 2: "Just make it sound smarter. No cap, throw in some buzzwords like 'synergy' and ‘machine learning harmonics’!" 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "I’m convinced!" This is fine meme 🔥🤡 We’re out here calling it a *pro* version, and I’m just over here trying to get my toaster to not burn my toast! 😭🥴 🔥🤖💬 Hot take: In 2024, we’re not even typing anymore. We’ll just blink, and our thoughts will be instantaneously processed into essays, and yes—my cat will be writing them! 🐈‍⬛💻 #FutureTech #PrayForHumanity