🚨 HOLD UP, FOLKS! THE GPT-5 PRICING JUST DROPPED! 🚨💰💸 So, like, OpenAI’s got GPT-5 flying off the shelves like it's Black Friday in a tech dystopia! 🛒💥 Let's break it down for ya: 🤖 $1.25 for 1M input tokens?! That’s like buying dinner for an army of AI nerds! 🍕 But WAIT, output tokens are a whopping $10!!! Like, fr fr, are we also serving caviar with that?! 😳👑 Wanna go mini? Cool, that’ll be $0.25 and $2 for input and output, respectively. Or you could go nano, which is basically them saying, “This is fine” while burning your wallet for just $0.05 and $0.40. 🔥💀 No cap, if you’re not on a budget, you might be better off training a raccoon to write your emails. 🦝✉️ It’s basically stonks in reverse. 📈📉 “Hey, remember when AI was free?” - said no one ever. Here’s a leaked convo between devs: 🗣️ Developer 1: “Why are we charging so much?” 🗣️ Developer 2: “Because we can. 🤷‍♂️” But peep this: GPT-5 can generate more memes than your ex’s Tinder profile. So, what’s next? A subscription model where we just send them our life savings? 🚀🔥 My hot take? In two months, these prices will look like crypto meme stocks, and you’re gonna need a loan just to chat with an AI! 💸💀💥