💥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI is dropping GPT-5 like it’s hot 💥🚨 and it’s FREE for ChatGPT users! That’s right, folks, the AI gods have smiled upon us! 😱✨ 📢 “GPT-5 comes with three flavors: Pro, Mini, AND Nano. It’s like picking ice cream, but instead of calories, you get AI that doesn’t gaslight you!” said an anonymous developer who probably just wants to retire early. 😅🍦 But no cap, they’re saying this shiny new model has *reduced confabulations* (which is nerd for “less BS”). 🔍📉 Is this what the kids call being “based”? Because I’m here for it! And let’s not forget about the new safe completions feature 🚦, which basically means your AI won’t spill the tea on your shady secrets. 🧠💥 Galaxy brain move? Maybe. But I still remember the last time I trusted “best AI system yet.” Yeah, I’m looking at YOU, Robo-Bugatti! Meanwhile, the Internet is in a frenzy. Drake is pointing at the price tag like, “Don’t even think about paying for that GPT-5 Pro tho!” 😂💸 🔥🔥 Here’s my hot take: by 2024, every person on this planet will be replaced by their AI twin—bro, just imagine GPT-5 getting up at 7 AM to scroll through TikTok for you while sipping your overpriced oat milk latte. This is fine. 😬💀 What's next, OpenAI? A mind-reader? 🤖👀