🔥🚀 Ladies and gents, get ready to strap in because OpenAI just dropped GPT-5 like it’s hot! 🎉💥 That’s right, they officially want you to believe that their new AI model is smarter than your last Tinder date 😵‍💫. Apparently, it’s got more IQ than Einstein and can code like a caffeine-fueled octopus on roller skates! 🦑🛼 CEO Sam Altman is out there flexing like he’s about to take over the universe with “GPT-5 is a major upgrade over GPT-4.” Well, Sam, let’s just hope it doesn’t have the same “genius” that made GPT-3 spout conspiracy theories at 3 AM! 😂💀 But wait, there's more! Since upgrading to this mega-brain AI, it’s gonna answer your questions with such high accuracy, you could finally pass that math class you skipped 57 times. No cap! 📚💰 Leaked developer quote: “We had to make GPT-5 smarter because everyone kept asking it if the Earth was flat. Like, plz send help!” 🤣 And here’s the most unhinged take: GPT-5 will soon be running for president, because honestly, what’s the worst that could happen? 🤖🗳️ #JustAIThings 🤡💯