🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE AI UNDERWORLD 🚨: OpenAI just dropped GPT-5 for FREE! 🤯💥 Like, what are they trying to make us do? Learn? 💀🕵️‍♂️ I can already hear the sweat dripping from the corporate suits at HelloFresh, trying to figure out how to serve AI-cooked meals by next Tuesday! 🍽️🤖 Spotted: a TOP SECRET leaker from OpenAI, let’s call him “DevDude69,” said, “We made it free because we realized charging people isn't as fun as watching them seethe!” 😂🔥 I mean, talk about a glow-up! This is the first time the tech world is like “WE ARE ALL STONKS” 🤑📈 instead of “This is fine” 😩🔥! But wait, before you dive in like Drake on a new beat, let’s not forget—anything that’s free comes with that stank of limited features, right? 🚫💸 (Read: no using it for your new TikTok dance proposal. Sorry, fam. 🕺) ⚡️ Hot take? GPT-5 may just become your new assistant who absolutely refuses to do your taxes—but will spit straight fire on your existential dread. 💀💔 So brace yourselves, this AI has entered the chat and it’s ready to roast your life choices while learning your deepest fears. 🤯🌌 Get ready, fam. The robot revolution is here, and it’s using TikTok dances to recruit us all. Let’s GO! 🚀✨ #FreeGPT5 #AIOverlords