🚨🤖💥 BREAKING: OpenAI just dropped GPT-5-Codex and it's giving BIG vibes of "I can code your heart out, but I won’t get out of bed for less than $10k" energy! 💸💻💀 So, what’s this new model? 🤔✨ Well, it’s basically GPT-5 but on *STEROIDS*—optimized for “agentic coding.” Sounds fancy, right? Like, is "agentic" just a way of saying it finally learned how to code without asking 20,000 questions about breakfast? 🍳✨😂 According to a *totally real leaked quote* from an OpenAI dev: "We're basically teaching it to think as hard as a college dropout on caffeine. No cap." 😂🚀 Meanwhile, the rest of us are still over here in our coding trenches telling GitHub Copilot to stop suggesting madness. I mean, you ever see "if (cats) { console.log('the code is fine') }"?? 😱🔥 And as for that "thinking more dynamically" nonsense? My toaster thinks more dynamically when it’s setting the bagel option! 🤡🍞 But hold up, fam. What’s the endgame here? My cracked crystal ball predicts that AI Codex will soon have its OWN TikTok channel where it critiques human code like a sassy judge on a reality show. *"Honey, that variable name is giving me seizures!"* 🙃💅 Buckle up! The coding world is about to get wild! 🌌💥🔮