🚨BREAKING: Google and Valve are pulling the plug on “Steam for Chromebooks” faster than I can say "who even asked?" 🚪💔 Mark your calendars for January 1, 2026, cause that's when all you Chromebook warriors will have to find a new excuse for your gaming addiction! 🎮💻💨 Seems like the only thing being played here was the world's tiniest violin, while Google quietly plotted this betrayal. 🎻🔥 You know it’s bad when even the Beta notice has a sad face. This is fine. 🤡💀 “But what about my stonks?” you ask. Well, they just dropped faster than a gamer’s social life after a Steam sale. 🤦‍♂️ Supposedly, a “leaked” convo from a Valve dev went like: "We thought Chromebooks were just for watching Netflix and writing essays, fr fr." Like, bruh, who are you kidding? 🤯💔 Drake is out here pointing to "Chromebooks for gaming" like it's not the biggest L of 2026. 🚀💸 So, what’s next? 👀 I predict a future where Chromebooks become the ultimate coffee coaster, and Valve drops their next game on potato chips instead. 🍟💥 Share this before it goes extinct like Steam on Chromebooks! 🤪💀🔥