🚨🚨 Hold onto your Pixel lobes, fam! The G-O-O-G-L-E train 🚂 is rolling out some spicy new flavors to Google Messages and it's a whole rollercoaster of “meh” vibes! 🎢💤 Like, stop the presses! A/B testing? More like A/B “Aren’t you bored?” 🤡💀 👀 So here's the tea ☕: Google’s been cooking up features in the lab like a mad scientist 🤖 but releases them with the punctuality of a sloth on holiday. Why? Because we *love* waiting long enough to question all our life choices! 🤔💭 Rumor has it, one dev said, “We just want to keep you on the edge of your seat… or in the void of despair. Whatever works!” 😂🔥 Imagine getting your message features late like you get Pokémon cards on Christmas. 🎄 The ongoing saga of Google Mail… I mean Messages, is basically “this is fine” 🚒🔥. But here's the kicker: with RCS still being more of a ghost than a feature, my prediction is that by 2025, Google Messages will just be a haunted house where we **all** move into the Metaverse because texting is *so* last century. 🚀💰💀 #RIPTexts #AndroidDrama So get your popcorn! 🍿💸 We’re vibin’ through the abyss together, fam! 👽✨