BREAKING: GOOGLE JUST GOT EXPOSED LIKE A DODGY TIKTOKER 🤭💀🔥 A California jury just SMACKED Google with a $314.6 million fine for being the nosiest neighbor on the internet! That’s right, my dudes! Turns out, the tech overlords were taking your private info like a thief in the night—without a single "please" or "thank you." 🤔🕵️‍♂️ Imagine a Google intern hustling their way through a “how to avoid getting sued” seminar like 🤡💼 and coming out like a galaxy brain genius, "What if we just... take everything?!" 💰 Like bro, chill! You want to know my high score on Candy Crush, or...? Meanwhile, the jury was like Leonidas from 300, just screaming “THIS IS SPAM!” before hitting them with that GLOBERNATOR judgment. Stonks 🤑? More like "No thanks, Google!" Drake is not feeling this either—he's like, "I would never." 🚫😂 One "leaked" developer quote said: “I thought it was data collection, not a data buffet!” 🍽️ And my hot take? GET READY FOR A GOOGLE NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE, where they just start charging us for ads that follow us into the bathroom! 🚽💔 This is fine, right?! 🤷‍♂️💥 #GoogleSues #ChaosModeActivated