**🚨BREAKING: Our Brain Cells During Google's Made by Google 2025 😱🚨** Yo fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 and put on some shades 🕶️ because Google just hit us with the Pixel 10, Pixel Watch 4, Android 16, and the Gemini 🤖🌌 and guess what? This is as exciting as watching paint dry! **🤡 Pixel 10: Features so advanced, it’s basically a magic wand.✋🔮** *Leaked Google Developer Quote:* “We only included 15 cameras because 16 was just too mainstream. 😤” — Unnamed Dev who is probably still stuck in 2013. **🔥 Pixel Watch 4: Now With 5% More Battery Life!** Drake says: "Started from the bottom now we still ain’t on top." 💔 Time to charge for the 6th time in a day? *Cringe.* **🚀 Android 16: Now with 0.0001% less bloatware.** *Developer in the back:* “We just added a new emoji, so we had to sacrifice an app. 😬” **💬 The Great Gemini Debate: Is it a smartphone, an AI, or did Google just finally snap?** Lemme just say, this all feels like a “This Is Fine” meme in real-time while our hopes for innovation go up in flames 🔥. **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2026, they will sell us a *Google Fridge* that can text your mom about your food choices—because why not add more chaos to the world? 🥴💥 Share this with your squad and let the roasting commence! 🔥🍕 #Stonks #Memes #TechIsAwful 💀