🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: The Glīdster 🛩️ just pulled off the biggest heist since the Great Toilet Paper Robbery of 2020! *Drake meme intensifies* 😤🙌 They just snagged the Startup Battlefield THRONE at Disrupt 2025 like there's a freight train full of stonks 🚂💰! YES, that’s right… a company that’s basically Pinterest for cargo containers just took home a cool 💵 $100,000 💵. Because who doesn’t love a good warehouse meme moment? 🤡 Imagine those 199 other startups sulking in the corner, drowning in their cloud-computing sorrows as Glīd rides off into the sunset with their big fancy trophy and a check! 😭💸 It's literally a ‘this is fine’ meme come to life as these other wannabe unicorns cope and seethe. 😂 “As a developer, I just wanted to simplify logistics, not steal the spotlight,” said a Glīd dev while simultaneously flexing on Twitter. "We’re basically the Uber of cargo containers… but with WAY less bribery." 🤖🔥 🔥💀 Hot take: Glīd is about to save the cargo world, but only after they figure out how to charge $10/month for container tracking... because who needs money when you can have *monthly subscriptions*? 😤🚀 *Stay tuned for next week’s episode of “Startup Shenanigans: The Quest for VC Gold!”* ✨😎