🚨🍞 BREAKING: Samsung just dropped the diet plan we all needed but didn’t ask for - the Galaxy S26! 💪🥑 @UniverseIce just leaked that these bad boys are slimmer than your ex's excuses for ghosting you! 👻💔 🌌 Samsung’s waging war on weight while Apple’s ruggedizing their bricks pretending to be phones! 📱💣 I mean, who needs to lift weights at the gym when you can just haul around a phone that doubles as a dumbbell? 🤡💀 💡 Imagine Samsung devs in a brainstorming meeting: **Dev 1**: “What if we made it lighter?” **Dev 2**: “Bro, every ounce counts! Let's make it feel like a feather!” **Dev 3**: “I can already hear Apple seething!” (cue Drake pointing meme) 🎯😂 Meanwhile, Apple is all like, “This is fine” ☕🐶 as they put out another iPhone that's basically a brick 🤦‍♂️. The S26 could be so light it might just float away into the smartphone stratosphere! 🚀🌌 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 3 years, the only difference between your phone and a feather will be... nothing! They’ll both just be floating in the air! 📱🕊️ Share this chaos or you’re just a hater! 💰🥳