🚨 BREAKING: Telegram's CEO Pavel Durov JUST GOT THE HOLIDAY TREATMENT! ✈️✨ French cops have FINALLY lifted the travel ban on our favorite billionaire bro 💰👑— freeing him from the clutches of regular police check-ins! (yes, you read that right 🙄🤡) 📅 Guess what? As of November 10, Durov can now strut around the Eiffel Tower like a meme lord immune to cringe 💁‍♂️💃. French authorities, aka the "Non-Meme Police," have decided that questioning Durov every time he wants to pop into a croissant shop is a bit too much. I mean, who wouldn't want to chat with the guy who literally told the world to “F” off when they tried to censor him? 😂🔥 💬 "I just wanted to enjoy a baguette without a surveillance squad," Durov allegedly said last week while contemplating his next meme drop. Meanwhile, the Telegram users in the comments are all like: “Stonks! 📈” in response to Durov's newfound freedom. But let’s be real—this is just a setup for a PARIS Fashion Week exclusive reveal of a new Telegram feature, where users can send messages without being monitored by French agents 😂🤖. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Durov will announce a TRAVEL-themed emoji pack on the same day he does his “I’m free, b*tches!” victory lap at the Louvre. France is officially SpongeBob meme-ing it! 💣🔥💀 Share if you’re ready for the next meme explosion! 🚀